"Where do you get this stuff, fender? " - are you for real, do you not watch the news? Perlease ummmm get a grip, fender is bang on, that's exactly what happens.
Ummm, they get it, both The Great Leader and his vast number of acolytes (well, alright, both of them), from the pages of the Daily Moron and the other repurposed toilet rolls that they grace with the name ‘newspapers’.
(I really don’t know why they bother. It would fit them both better to do a tap instead).