Is This A Bit Ott?

[piggynose]

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/school-worker-with-no-criminal-record-stopped-by-police-300-times-since-age-11/ar-BB19Fa65?li=AAnZ9Ug&ocid=mailsignout

[Atheist]

UK affairs. Religion and spiritualty?

[gingejbee]

Who's Austrian?

[royfromaus]

Are you sure you have fully understood what the OP is about, Atheist?

[Atheist]

Oh, I thought that Roy was from Austria. Sorry, everyone. Surely he's not Australian?

[royfromaus]

Is Maisie a professor?

[Mozz71]

Well, the usual people here seem to have made up their minds about this fella. Wonder what other fun threads are around.

[Peter Pedant]

//As my old pal Cecil used to say "Just think how much worse it would be if I was black." (Yes, as your hat, he was).//
oh
army phrase - at least they arent shooting at us ...

reasonable - here is - any reason
suspicion - anything not fanciful

so there would be 300 reasons .... he could write a paper on that

and Ladies - Naomi et al - be reasonable and please dont squabble!
dear dear so unladylike

[Mozz71]

//Is Maisie a professor?//

I assumed she was. She comes over with the air of being superior to us non professorly types.

[Atheist]

Sorry, Roy. I think I get it. You're not Austrian or Australian. It's just a nickname.

[Peter Pedant]

I assumed she was. She comes over with the air of being superior to us non professorly types.

chrissakes mozza - I keep on saying that I have no less than three Nobel Prizes - not an exaggeration considering some of the claims on AB ( omniscience, telepathy, moronic anticipation) and no one
not one believe me.
some even cruelly jibe that I am fantastically uninformed!
once already today!

[royfromaus]

I like kangaroos and mountains

[Peter Pedant]

is atheist an Armed Robber
it can be read - - At Heist !

he must look like Jason Statham in one of his many robbery or robber or hitman films

[Peter Pedant]

I had a good t shirt with
a quizzical kangaroo on it and the caption
there are no kangaroos in Austria!

[tamborine]

When my sons lived with me they were stopped every night walking our unlit dark street. They never yellow paper but I got phoned confirming they lived here. Theyre white.

[Mozz71]

//I like kangaroos and mountains//

I like Lord of the Rings, maybe I should be MozzfromNZ?

[royfromaus]

Stick with your age, Mozz....embrace your longevity.

[Mozz71]

To be honest Roy, I assumed you were an Aussie. I mean, why would someone claim to be from a different country, but hey, it's a free world.

[Mozz71]

//Stick with your age, Mozz....embrace your longevity.//

Clearly I picked the wrong fantasy series, as MozzfromOz is far more poetic.

[royfromaus]

Where have I claimed to be from a different country?

[Mozz71]

Sorry, insinuate rather than claim.