Biden Won

[hessian]

Russian & China are blaming democracy for the US election count shambles. They do things much better there as they always have the result before the votes are even cast.

[Sunk]

The Russians had the result of the 2016 US election before any votes were cast.

[retrocop]

As Stalin once stated,'It doesn't matter how many votes are cast but it matters how they are counted!'

[bednobs]

You posted this in the wrong section - there is a "jokes" section above

[TrevorThePug]

A lot of people on here moaning that Biden will be a crap president (probably saw a colourful diagram in the Mail or something) and they may be right.

A lot of people said that Trump would be a crap president and Johnson would be a useless PM. They were also right.

[ToraToraTora]

Yes they have a point, so much easier when the result is predetermined! All this mucking about counting votes, it'll never catch on! TBH though I do think the septics should find a quicker way next time!

[agchristie]

Yep,they shudve just had a duel."

Right men 10 steps,turn around and shoot! (3 weeks later,theyve managed 6 steps....)

[rowanwitch]

Heard Biden's speech yesterday, seemed to take the right tone, we will like everyone else have to wait and see.

[ichkeria]

The swing state of Russia has yet to declare :-)

[youngmafbog]

Just out of interest does anyone know why Biden did that daft looking trot onto the stage? It's not just him others seem to do odd things like that too. Surely it would be better to do a Statesman like walk. I couldnt imagine Putin or Jinping doing it.

[jno]

as they used to say of Greek general elections in the 60s, you always knew which generals would be elected.

[naomi24]

//does anyone know why Biden did that daft looking trot onto the stage? //

I thought it was to demonstrate how fit and youthful he is - despite his advanced years.

[ichkeria]

Putin and XI wouldn’t do it and neither presumably would Trump.
Biden did the “unstatesmanlike” intro and followed it, unlike them, with a statesmanlike main act.
I prefer it that way round :-)

[jim360]

As long as he doesn't do a Chippendale routine. Although, come to think of it...

[TrevorThePug]

Putin bowling it



He really really really likes a long walk in.....

[jno]

the Pravda effect on man...