Page 3 girls Melanie Boorman & Becky Rule

[Andy008]

As I am both an avid reader of The Sun and currently unemployed, the announcement of the lesbian love affair between these two lovely ladies filled me with joy. Whilst I appreciate this is hardly "news" in the proper sense of the word, this is surely an elaborate publicity stunt to further each other's each careers?

They are the most unconvincing lesbians i've ever seen.

[Drusilla]

Lesbians gave up wearing boiler suits, short hair cuts and being grossly overweight about the time Kelvin Mackenzie left the Sun. I can't say if the two are related. You now need to think in terms of Saffron Burrows, Portia de Rossi and Sam Fox.

[Drisgirl]

You are so right andy and I can see where u boys are coming from.

Glad u are like me -out the closet -we read the Sun and have intelligent things to say.

[coyn]

It's a brave man that says "I am an avid reader of The Sun" have you ever considered stepping up to the Beano Andy?

[stevie_c2it]

'Avid Sun reader' 'unemployed' and likes looking at girls tits to pass the time, also, believes anything he reads!

I rest my case your Honour. 'The Sun' is officially Britains' biggest 'class A' brain cell killer!

[Drisgirl]

Spooky - mention of the Sun and Stevies antennae come out yet again..doo doo doo doo doo doo!The hairs on the back of my neck are standing on end.:)

[stevie21]

I couldn't have caricatured a Sun reader any better myself.

Andy008, I salute you!

[Peter Pedant]

Gairls gairls, you're making me blanch !

as an unemployed Sun Reader - has he seen a lot of convincing Lesbians, and what did they look like?

[Drisgirl]

**** knows and **** cares.

[Drisgirl]

That was fcuk knows and fcuk cares,

[gary baldy]

Saffron Burrows is a lesbian?!?! Like i had a hope anyway but never the less........!

[Morrisonker]

Sigh. They're probably lesbians in the sense that they've kissed a few times. I thought girls grew out of that during their teens, it's pathetic. It's like girl saying they're bi-sexual because they'd consider having a three some involving Angelina Jolie. Lesbians come in all shapes and sizes, they don't have to be 'lipstick lesbians' or dykes, they're just girls.

Don't believe anything you read in the sun. It's a pile of uneducated rubbish. Any newspaper which relies on having naked girls inside it is hardly worth discussing.

[Englishbird]

*whispers - I read the sun too Andy*

There's no way on earth those two are lesbians. I can't even believe that the paper is running with the story.