Matt Is Back!!

[sunny-dave]

Watch the video - beyond parody - Alan Partridge rides again?

https://twitter.com/MattHancock/status/1441801176991760396

[anneasquith]

I can feel the love from here. He’s an odd looking man .

[gness]

Why have I never met him....I usually attract the creepy folk out and about.

[pastafreak]

Eeuuww...just a bit unsettling.
And why was that woman stroking him??? More creepiness.

[Ken4155]

SD; He has that vacant Alan Patridge stare down to a 'T', doesn't he? :-)
Gness, back in the day when Burnley Football Club were in the lower divisions, there were always plenty of empty seats at matches. Yet i always attracted the complete nut job to sit beside me. One occasion was a night match when a guy with a less than 6 month old sleeping baby in his arms came and sat beside me. Burnley scored, babe woke and screamed, guy stuck a bottle in it's mouth and gave me a look of resignation. "Got my dates mixed up," he explained. "Said i'd babysit tonight and forgot all about the match." Later, when they guy went to get himself some half time refreshment, i moved to another row of seats and kept my fingers crossed that he wouldn't find me.

[gness]

Ken... :-)))...... Makes you wonder what it is about you that attracts them.....my daughter never got used to it. If she saw someone strange a bit close to us she'd move as far from me as she could.

[ichkeria]

There’s a new character for Steve Coogan there somewhere:

Mike Handcock: karaoke health guru …

[jno]

if it wasn't for the name on the account, you really could believe that was a parody; but I suppose, to be honest, a lot of backbenchers' lives are small stuff like that