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[Khandro]

Joe Biden 'broke wind' in front of Camilla with 'long and loud' emission
JOE BIDEN reportedly made Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, blush as he ‘broke wind' while talking to her at COP26.

Daily Express

[emmie]

coming out of both ends then, what a surprise...

[naomi24]

How vulgar … him and you.

[Gromit]

He sleeps. He farts.

What amazing revelations will come out next week about the 46th President?

The $2 trillion plan for improving the nation's infrastructure and shifting to greener energy over the next 8 years is good news for jobs and the economy.

[aelmpvw]

obviously not an advocate of ladies first

[aelmpvw]

doesn't quite surpass the daily mirror front page news on saturday, 'david ginola is to appear in i'm a celebrity, get me out of here' . . .

[mallyh]

hope she didn't laugh too much and followed with a royal wee

[Khandro]

aelmpvw : //doesn't quite surpass the daily mirror front page news on saturday, 'david ginola is to appear in i'm a celebrity, get me out of here' . . .//

I think it proves conclusively that the Express is a higher class of newspaper than the Mirror.

[mushroom25]

the return of President Trump?

[Peter Pedant]

this sewage
what goes around comes around
How vulgar … him and you.

someone asked me at work ( they were disturbed ) did Jesus ***?
and I said yes he was human before crucifixion so deffo did

like someone on AB - they didnt quite understand that ( humanity of Christ prior to crucifixion)

1630 - John Evelyn 'sdiary
Sir Harry Vane let off a terrible smelly one at the court of Queen Elizabeth ( of england that is! ) and felt obliged to travel for 10 y in Europe
and when he returned and presented his compliments to his liege-lady ( Elizabeth still - silly !) Gloriana herself ( still Elizabeth for short attention span ABers!) she ( ELizabeth ) said
O sir harry I have not forgot that great fart you did !

[Peter Pedant]

oh the stars were poo-poo
jesus, nanny mods

[naomi24]

Crikey! You're on the ball this morning, PP. Of all the posts on here you managed to spot one of my little one liners again. Shall I let you know when I post another - just to make sure you don't miss it?

[Peter Pedant]

// hope she didn't laugh too much and followed with a royal wee//
as in look wee are amused !

just to inform people - there is a video of a labby weeing on a kitchen floor un - er moved by the chiding of her master
( heard it all before, a bit like AB)
and it is filed under - - funniest labby viddies.... !

( You tube - PP calls out to audience - dont worry madam the URL of the video is in your programme ! ter daaah )

[mushroom25]

maybe the prezz needs a man to own up on his behalf - according to a Mike Harding sketch, the royal court has such a position.....

[youngmafbog]

At least he didnt follow through again - like at the Vatican.

I wonder how she kept a straight face? Well done her.

[Peter Pedant]

it wont last long Naomi
but thank you for reading

( the comment that is!) - I quite like the open air - netting aspect (large gaps filled by non-sensical references which remain) that threads quickly take up these days

[Peter Pedant]

vatican - diarrhoea fart?
poor guy!
terribly embarassing - one of my presenting signs for ca colon

along with the blood, imaginary voices shouted "You have cancer!"
I had. 1999 - twenty year survivor unexpectedly for which I must thank Mr Scott now retired

[Mozz71]

Well, you don't want to be holding them in at Joe's age. Could lead to a more lumpier fart.

[roopower]

He obviously believes in that old adage " Where e'er you be, let your wind break free"

[Gromit]

When Ronald Reagan was visiting England and travelling in a horse drawn coach with the Queen. They were smiling and waving to the crowds when one of the horses broke wind violently and the two were forced to continue acknowledging the crowds with wrinkled noses enduring a terrible smell.

“I do apologise Mr President” said the Queen to which Reagan replied: “That’s quite alright your majesty, I thought it was the horse.”

[Togo]

Hospital food makes it inevitable, and methane emissions mean nothing when you are full of "it".
He must have thought she was the pope again with that frock on.