Where Did He Spend Christmas ??

[gulliver1]

A News reporter asked Boris about his whereabouts for the last ten days .
Boris Stuttered ...."I've been in"....."I've been in ...err....this Country" then a nervous grin before he said
...."Where do you think I've Been" ........Then he quickly walks away .,, I suspect he went to Mustique...
.....................Where do his a/b supporters think he spent Christmas.?..............

[sunny-dave]

It seems deeply ironic that someone who is so tight-lipped (not to say positively shifty) about revealing his own location is attempting to make political capital by assuming that the PM is telling porkies about his Christmas arrangements?

In return I shall now assume (until proven otherwise) that the OP here is actually the mythical "Unshaven Fat Bloke in Hull, posting on Social Media whilst munching an Egg McMuffin and scratching himself through the holes in his string vest".

[ToraToraTora]

your obsession with Boris is worrying, who cares where he went for Xmas? If anyone deserves a break it's him.

[Stickybottle]

Lol at sunny dave

Gully lives in Coventry btw not Hull

[ToraToraTora]

SD: "It seems deeply ironic that someone who is so tight-lipped (not to say positively shifty) about revealing his own location" - he's in his mums attic room with pictures of Boris dave!

[dannyk13]

SB //
Gully lives in Coventry//
Was he sent there?

[Stickybottle]

dannyk13
SB //
Gully lives in Coventry//
Was he sent there?

If only ! Lol

[Bazile]

Don't ya all know that Gulliver has dual nationality ?

[andres]

Well if the Media are to be believed ,Boris and family spent Christmas at Chequers.

[gulliver1]

Hymie at 15.01 You are spot on again as usual.
He probably did pay a visit to Jennifer Arcuri to give her a Something.....
She has probably spent the £126 000 of tax payers money he gave her when he was..... Mayor of "The Big Smoke"......

[Mozz71]

Bobbs- //Mozz that usually happens with too much grey goose then I have a lingo only I understand ;0)))//

Still sozzled from the night before or hair of the dog with your cornflakes? :-D

[Mozz71]

//Don't ya all know that Gulliver has dual nationality ?//

What? Earth and hatever his home planet is?

[Bobbisox1]

I pour it on my cornflakes :0)))

[Mozz71]

Yummy. Gives that althentic snap, crackle and pop!

[Mozz71]

Or even authentic.

[Bobbisox1]

^^^ haha

[jack daniels]

With is head down the toilet bowl, his hairs brilliant for cleaning/clearing the cr@p out of there

[gulliver1]

Mozz 17,14 ................"Earth and atever his home planet is" .......Eh
....What on earth are you mumbling and bumbling about now....
....You are starting to sound like Boris...Get a grip.

[Mozz71]

Probably made more sense before you deleted that h to make the typo even more illegible. Keep trying though Gully.