Well What Can I Say? Todays 'Lighter News'.

[youngmafbog]

Knob contest gets TOO BIG: Dorset's famous knob-throwing festival is CANCELLED because organisers can't cope with 8,000 visitors to village

Top marks to the journo who got that past the Editor!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10443049/Dorsets-world-famous-knob-throwing-festival-CANCELLED.html

[ichkeria]

Why are people’s knobs measured BEFORE they toss?
Surely they need to toss it off first and see then how far it lands?

[Stickybottle]

Must admit that having read the first line of the OP I thought it was going to be about Tories cheering Boris to the dispatch box today !

[aelmpvw]

sadly michael gove wasn't available for the event . . .

[Stickybottle]

ichkeria
Why are people’s knobs measured BEFORE they toss?
Surely they need to toss it off first and see then how far it lands?

Absolutely !
One could be a grower
A show-er
Or really good thrower ?

[youngmafbog]

God God man, cant you keep Boris out of anything, you are sounding more and more like Gully everyday are you his alter ego?

It says 'Lighter thread' !

[Stickybottle]

youngmafbog
God God man, cant you keep Boris out of anything, you are sounding more and more like Gully everyday are you his alter ego?

It says 'Lighter thread' !
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I guess topical events and humour do not mix in your eyes
Hey ho

[pixie374]

CB would have been better then, ttt.

[Ellipsis]

Here's another absolute knob ...

https://amp.theguardian.com/sport/2022/jan/26/new-zealand-player-labels-nick-kyrgios-an-absolute-knob-after-losing-doubles-match-to-australian-pair

[youngmafbog]

Are you accusing me of being TTT Pixie? Because I can assure you I am not.

[pixie374]

Oops... sorry.... I wasn't, just thought his OP.

[youngmafbog]

ok, no problem pixie.

[pixie374]

I'm sorry. On a phone and just glance at avatars. No implying was meant.

[choux]

Have you ever tried eating a Dorset Knob, youngmaf?
A friend gave me a bag of them, pity they forgot to include a pneumatic drill to break them up. I rarely waste food but...

No wonder they throw them as far as possible.

[Mamyalynne]

Take care I've heard he's a crack shot with the thrice baked biscuit.

[ToraToraTora]

I have reported the above abuse, doubt anything will happen.

[gulliver1]

22.10 Tee hee hee.

[Mamyalynne]

See what those in the office say in the morning Tora I see it more as a failed attempt at humour during a quiet spell than abuse.