The Boris

[Paigntonian]

Another great speech at the opening of the Commonwealth Games. He's not down and out just yet..

[naomi24]

If you want to know what he did read the link.

[anneasquith]

* he’s not down and out yet* ……… He will be soon :-)

[Maydup]

It’s not funny, he’s a blithering idiot.

[naomi24]

Come on! Where’s your sense of humour? A Brexiteer inviting the Germans and the French to join the Commonwealth has to be funny - even if sucking lemons does make it difficult to crack your face. :o)))

[FatticusInch]

No lemons left, you’ve monopolised them all since the clown was ousted.

[naomi24]

Poor old fatticusinch. Go on - give it a try. Just a little smile? :o)

[anneasquith]

He’s a witty big liar. Commendable. Johnson and Trump separated at birth .

[FatticusInch]

Smile? I’m still too busy guffawing at your arch-nemesis referring to ‘the coup’! PMSL

[Untitled]

He's always been a good entertainer... he is quite funny.

I wish him well as an after-dinner speaker or comedian... just not as a politician!

[naomi24]

Haaaaaa! No idea who you think my arch nemesis is - but go on. Just try it. You’ve been lranting and raving for so long I’m sure you’ll feel better if you’ll just give it a try. Being so miserable all the time can’t be good for you.

[Untitled]

remember his HIGNFY appearances... even if you don't like him they are quite funny :)

[FatticusInch]

naomi24
//Haaaaaa! No idea who you think my arch nemesis is - but go on. Just try it.//

Lol, try what?
As for arch nemesis I believe everyone knows that you and Dorries are unsurpassed in your admiration of him and believe him to have done no wrong, he’s been unceremoniously kicked out on his ear by traitors and detractors who fail to see the glorious things he’s done, it’s all their fault he’s a liar and deceiver.
It’s difficult to tell you apart tbh.

[naomi24]

Hmmm … too difficult then. Shame. :o)

[FatticusInch]

Untitled, you mean funny as in his Tim Nice-But-Dim persona?
He was just pilloried for being the bumbling posh boy, he was only playing himself, a role he continued as mayor.
It all went a bit Pete Tong after he moved into Downing St and was found out for the charlatan he is, woefully inept and out of his depth.

[FatticusInch]

Aw c’mon, you actually DO think he’s been the subject of a plot and a coup though, don’t you?

[naomi24]

It woz the social influencers wot dunnit. :o)

[FatticusInch]

Lol, they’re called Tory backbenchers Naomi, they were fed up of being under the influence of Johnson.
You clearly still are, bless you.

[naomi24]

Do you stop ranting when you go to sleep?

[FatticusInch]

Lol, I’ve just listened to the ‘speech’(I reasoned that speeches last longer that 85 seconds though?)

Did he really just complain about them changing the rules as he didn’t believe it was a relay when he took office?
PMSL, he knows all about changing rules and breaking them too.
Couldn’t make it up.
If you’re still laughing at that Naomi I can only imagine it’s rather maniacally. ROFL!

[bobbinwales]

If your wetting yourself thinking how unfunny Boris was tyen I think your SOH is warped, credit where credits due, despite being a lousy PM he did some good things and he certainly was a humerous good speaker at times