If only the Deputy PM had at least taken the wheel of the ship directly after Boris was made to walk the plank, instead of insisting they could do nothing until the diabolically long leadership contest had finished?
Instead it was left to Larry, the ships cat to remain the only legitimate tenant in 10 Downing St.
A crisis entirely of their own making, choosing the sycophants over the sound, the deluded over the diligent and inept over the industrious.
What a pathetic spectacle and diabolical disaster we’ve had foisted on us.