I’m Going To Spend My Night On Here Looking For Laughs After The Day I’ve Had

[Bobbisox1]

Well after the soaps haha, it was good chatting to Gness the other night and others like Haz,Jourdain , Naomi , Lcg ,Margo ,Tora, Togo ,Arky and many more , really felt like the old AB , more of the same please

[Maydup]

I could do with a laugh too. Christmas Cracker jokes will do. Here's one to start us off....

How can you keep your home warm this Christmas?

[Bobbisox1]

Go on, How do I keep my home warm this Christmas?

[Hazlinny]

Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem, Bobbi?
Answer: It takes a miracle to find three wise men there.

[Bobbisox1]

Haha, how true is that ?

[gness]

Logging in for this one, Bobbi and hope you have a smile.
Went to Galway last week. Four+ hour journey. Christmas Market was on. We bought two beakers of mulled wine...very hot mulled wine.
Saw the Alzheimer's stall which we always support. Dave bought raffle tickets from the nice lady and they began to chat.
I wanted something from my bag so I held my wine out for Dave to hold just as he threw his arms in the air...he waves lots when he's speaking.
Beaker went up in the air and covered the lady, her soft toys for sale, bucket of badges and her raffle tickets and all her paper work.
She was very kind but got fed up with us trying to help clean up and finally said....Go! Just Go!
This morning Dave received a prize from his winning raffle ticket. A Specsavers voucher for 50 euro which can only be spent in Galway City. I swear the woman fixed it thinking the man who didn't see the large cup of mulled wine needs his eyes tested. :-)

[Bobbisox1]

What did the snowman say to the Aggressive carrot ?
Answer ,Get out of my face

[DTCwordfan]

No wonder folk suffer from Claustrophobia at Christmas - a fat old geezer coming down your chimney supposedly with presents......

[Bobbisox1]

Haha,I love it, it’s a very early BA to the wee Irish colleen

[DTCwordfan]

and Linny, there certainly are no virgins in there....or in the Lords.

[gness]

Thanks, Bobbi. Off to the Book Shop for an event now. Refreshments will be served. Nobody wants to sit near Dave.
Will look in later. x

[Bobbisox1]

I certainly do ,sadsac indeed haha

[Canary42]

What an amazing incident gness, a scalding then a scolding ;-)

[Canary42]

Come on mayday, end the suspense, how do we keep the house warm over Christmas ? ? ? ? ? ?

[Canary42]

maydup* (bloody corrective text)

[DTCwordfan]

Either heaters full on or get a booking in the maternity unit in your local hossie for August/September 2003