Haircut Has A New Toy.........

[ToraToraTora]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-66747891
..looks like they tarted up a scrapper to me.

[THECORBYLOON]

"Haircut"?????

[ToraToraTora]

You'd think they be concentrating on keeping the lights on:
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/scaled/2014/08/15/article-2725415-208925A500000578-259_636x382.jpg

[ynnafymmi]

Probably made out of old toilet roll cores.Its first underwater mission will probably be its last.

[douglas9401]

The lights are a secondary consideration while the search for quicker growing grass is on so that citizens can have full bellies in the Utopian paradise.

[Gromit]

Aren’t some of our Nuclear Submarines scrappers ?

[ToraToraTora]

What are you on about gromit? we have scrapped subs but we ain't rolling them out as new are we? Have you ever liked your own country gromit or were you born 5C?

[ToraToraTora]

gromit you may be interested....
https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Media-and-TV/Question1848774-2.html#answer-13647681