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Roobaba | 19:15 Thu 09th Nov 2023 | News
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Oops system glitch! Posted ok?

Farage: I've not signed a contract for I'm a Celebrity….yet

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He'll be right at home with the other froggy faces.

OMG, yes please, as long as there is no "Nigel is excused this task for medical reasons" ...

Don't think a pain in the proverbial counts though.

Is this what they used to call Saturday night entertainment?Jesus wept.

Farage chomping on a kangaroo's vagina ... what's not entertaining about that???

Well depends what the kangaroo has to say about it at the time Ellipsis.She might be happy enough about it?

Oh  dear ...........

What's your question? or more so, what's your point?

//Farage chomping on a kangaroo's vagina ... what's not entertaining about that???//

Literally everything.

Will the show be sponsored by Nat West?

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Khandro 'What's your question? or more so, what's your point?'

Khandro are you talking to me? What's your point..? I exist.

To continue..

So it's confirmed, the majority of ABer's 'poster boy' Nige is in!

No doubt you'll all be glued to your TV sets Sunday at 9pm.
 

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So 'they' are making plans for Nigel.. get him out asap - collect fee (rumoured to be £1.5 Million).. mission accomplished, job done. Next job.. become PM.. sorted.

What they are not planning on is good old 'call me Dave' DC being parachuted in on day 2 to sort things out in camp.. as Lord of the jungle - 'foreigners, nice peeps know'll 'bout 'dem.. haha' (see past record =true facts - Syria, Libya.. etc)..

Tarzan The Lord of the jungle is back!

What drivel. 

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