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Sir Keir Starmer Declares Gifts And Freebies Totalling More Than £100,000
Sir Keir Starmer King of the freebies
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//In the good old days, prime ministers inherited their clothes. But Sir Keir Starmer is an ordinary man – son of a spanner – so stumbled into the Kensington branch of Specsavers, like a Pretty Woman waif, and asked how much some Ralph Lauren bifocals would cost.
“You can’t afford anything here,” said the ice maiden behind the counter. “I suggest you leave.” And he ran out into the street to cry…
Three months later and here he is in Italy, looking like a billion Lira, as his companion downs her fifth Aperol Spritz and blows fag ash over his plate of spaghetti. “Hey Keir, you have-a da makeover – no?”
“What can I say? I’ve met the man of my dreams. He’s tall, he’s classy and very rich.”
That man – the playboy who plucked Sir Keir out of the gutter and told him he could have all the easy-iron shirts in the store – is Lord Alli, reported to have given the Prime Minister clothes and glasses and Vic, Keir’s wife, use of a personal shopper. Alas this act of motiveless generosity has become the first, fat scandal of the Labour administration – sinking its ratings faster than David Lammy in the bath – and dogging our hero all the way to beau-tayful Roma.//
Courtesy of Tim Stanley. Telegraph.
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The article is worth reading. Laugh I nearly did.
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