The Clacton Back Bencher.

[gulliver1]

Farage throws a massive Conference Party as Britains Biggest showman launches his Reform Party at the Birmingham NEC.Flogging tickets at 50 Quid a time   Roll up, roll up and come and see the biggest clown in politics since Boris Johnson got booted up his April.😎

[miser]

Oh, the irony of your calling anyone a clown!

[curlyfries81]

Roll up, roll up, AB's biggest clown has just posted his latest envy-fuelled diatribe.

[gulliver1]

Thousands of his disciples have paid their £50 entrance fee so far just to see the firework display as Farage makes his appearance on stage. Just like a scene from The Gladiators.

[Khandro]

When I read your posts gulliver, I am reminded of what Alexander Dumas once said;

"I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest." 

[gulliver1]

Farage is treating being made an MP at last as if it's a Taxpayers side hustle.

[mushroom25]

the train provided by Avanti to take the party faithful back to London was either an inspired piece of planning, or entirely coincidental....... :-)

https://x.com/peterwalker99/status/1837168598822875196/photo/1

[webbo3]

Gulliver@10:33

\\Farage is treating being made an MP at last as if it's a Taxpayers side hustle.//

Lol, have you seen your beloved Labour party.

[gulliver1]

Amongs most of the Garbage spoken at the Mickey Mouse Conference was listening to Ann Widdecombe saying that Farage will be the next PM ...Gawd in heaven elp us.

[webbo3]

One thing for sure, it won't be Labour ^

[gulliver1]

Maybe we will see Farage and Widdicombe as dancing partners on strictly in a  couple of years time.

[vulcan42]

 I'd have thought gulliver IMP would have had a natural affinity with Nigel Farage MP.

[theshedman]

Maybe we will see Starmer on it gulliver.  That way he will continue to get free clothes.

[gulliver1]

Someone wil make a movie out of this Farce in a few Years time and probably call it 🤣 *The Clacton Kid rides again*🤣

[gulliver1]

10.56 Read will not wil OK.

[gulliver1]

Note ...Farage and his stable mate Richard Tice have both have set up Offshore Trusts for themselves for when the time comes to do a runner

[curlyfries81]

Do you think that if a Priest came and performed an exorcism you could be cured of this demonic possession, gulliver1?

[naomi24]

How do you know that gulliver - and if they have, how do you know their reason? 

[gulliver1]

11.28 Google it.....It's as simple as that.

[naomi24]

I found something about Tice having set one up in his 20s - almost 40 years ago - but nothing about him setting one up for when he does a runner, gulliver.  You wouldn't be telling porkies, would you?  That's a dodgy thing to do.

[gulliver1]

I don't tell lies ..The names Gulliver not Johnson.