Fraudsters Steal 22 Tonnes Of Cheese

[wolf63]

I guess it is true - some folk will steal anything not tied down.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cje03dq2pyyo

[Old_Geezer]

Got a whey with their haul then.

[douglas9401]

Fraudsters? Thieves, shurely.

"Neal's Yard Dairy sells Hafod Welsh for £12.90 for a 300g piece, while Westcombe costs £7.15 for 250g and Pitchfork is priced at £11 for 250g."

Some say just cutting out the middle man.

[sandyRoe]

I'm no Inspector Lestrade but can Wallace and Gromit account for their whereabouts at the time of the theft?

[douglas9401]

Police are relying on a rare bit of luck.

[Captain2]

Soft cheese?

Cream cheese?

No, just Hard cheese, guys.

[haras2]

The choice of cheese at the Cheese and Wine party at the local community centre tonight was truly amazing...🍷

[Bazile]

I smell a 'mouse '

Mount up men - we'll head them off at the pass. sorry -the Cheddar gorge 

[Togo]

The Met Police has confirmed it is investigating "the theft of a large quantity of cheese" and at the moment we are following our noses 

[Togo]

... but we are in a bit of a pickle. 

[Tilly2]

They must be crackers!

[Bazile]

I hope the thieves will churn their lifes around , after they have done their porridge .

[sandyRoe]

That's a lot of expensive cheese.  Have the thieves bitten off more than they can chew?

What will they do with it?

[douglas9401]

Grate things, I'm sure.

[wolf63]

I didn't think cheese could be that expensive in the first place.😵

Duggie at 20:04, I am tired and my brain couldn't work out if it was thieves or theives - so I used Fraudsters.  

You are all correct in that the price was rather on the high side.  

Wolf

Who has Dairy Lea slices and Primula with Ham in the fridge😂