Relations with sheep

[Grunty]

A short time ago, someone asked a question about the libellous story that Welshmen get a bit too close to their sheep. He/she might be interested in this true story.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1741292.html?menu=news.quirkies

[Lonnie]

Wonderful story, and believable.

[Trojanfarce]

Story's like this really get my goat.

[jno]

I hope no kids were involved.

[brachiopod]

That's the nanny state for you.

[DavidUK]

Baa!

[Englishbird]

Old Man in a bar talking to a young man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that mile of fencing? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."

"But ya **** one goat . . . "

[madein1978]

I thought this only happened in Shetland!! Oh and Aberdeen supporters tend to be like this as well!!!

[searchme]

The Baama Sutra recommends that any amorous dalliance be perpetrated at the edge of a cliff (or similar)

When confronted by the prospect of a hundred foot drop into oblivion,your woolly lover will push back all the harder!

[searchme]

This is why so many Welshmen prefer to live at the seaside.

[brachiopod]

This is true. It helps if you tuck their back legs into your wellies, too.

[Brinjal]

The African chiefs wife had just had a baby and it was an albino. He was quite disturbed about this and his gaze fell on the white missionary who lived in the village. He collared the missionary and said. " You are sleeping with my wife. Look she has a white baby it must be you."

The missionary was equally upset by this and tried to explain to the chief that the baby was an albino and that this sometime happened. He finally took the chiefout to the fields and showed him the sheep."Look" said the missionary. "There is a flock of white sheep and among them there is one black sheep."he chief thought for awhile then relied " Ok if you dont tell then I wont tell either."

[brachiopod]

*snigger* !

[Grunty]

Two men visiting the field where they used to play as kids.

This is where I had my first sexual experience, and her mother stood over there.

Her mother was in the same field? Didn't she say anything?

Yes, she said "Baa".

[mr_pointment]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were travelling on the same train when they passed the same field full of sheep.
"Look at that solitary black sheep among all those white ones" said Watson to Holmes.
"Yes Watson, the ratio of black sheep to white in that field is one black to three hundred and seventeen white" replied Holmes.
"But how can you be so precise" said Watson, flabbergasted.
"Elementary, my dear Watson" replied Holmes, "I counted all of the legs and divided by four!"