i am no longer allowed to fill my swimming pool with tap water

[dot.hawkes]

i need a large contribution of vodka within the next 7 days, what are my chances?

[poorclare]

a BILLION to one

Good luck hic hic

[johnlambert]

Cant promise it will fill a swimming pool dot. but i'll buy you one any time, (thanks for the H+S answer) Xx

[Toureman]

I think someone on this site has a fixation with vodka!

[johnlambert]

Whats wrong with that toureman? lol

[keithlbw]

dot,your chances are quite good.It just happens that I need to fill my pool but with whisky,if you send a tanker of the best scotch to me I will send it back full of vodka.....honest I will.

[Booldawg]

once its full i dont mind chucking a slice of lemon in it.

[gerkin]

As a student I drank some cheap vodka - forget what its called now - I am sure it would still be expensive to fill a swimming pool

[jno]

the good news is vodka doesn't freeze at 0 degrees so you will still be able to swim in midwinter dot.

[ianess]

Drink quickly Dot then chuck the ice cubes into the pool! Remember to cover it up overnight to avoid evaporation.

Enjoy.

[netibiza]

Come on over and use mine dot we'll sip the voddy by the pool as we lay in the sun.