sshhhh...be quiet everyone....

[matt66]

Our esteemed leader John Prescott is about to address the nation. Now dont laugh or snigger at the back.

[larkin]

Who ate all the pies ?

[littlemissx]

can we sing a song instead??

[mike1222]

Why need Britain tremble........??!!!

[Zen]

Enormous alleged Terrorist plot foiled while Prezza was in charge.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OBonio]

Whatever the cost may be, we shall fight in the pie factories and we shall fight in the bakeries.....

[steviep165]

he'd never tax pasties the fat g1t.

[larkin]

Pure stud !

[Zen]

Cocktail sausage ??
Deputy Prime miinister you spoil us.............

Apologies to Ferrero rocher !!!!!

[dummkopf]

I always thought he was a 'Portite' (from Ellesmere Port ) apt name eh ? Didn't realise until yesterday he was welsh ! still, he's come a long way from Prestatyn.

[Big Al1st]

Come on everybody and leave him alone.
He is an ex Merchant Navy Steward who has made it to the top by hard work. He is an upstanding pillar of community promoting the English Aristocratic way of life, he tirelessly advertises Jaguar without taking a fee and his woman management is next to none.
He is wearing himself out as you can see from the photos. So leave him alone and let him get on with his worthwhile occupation of being mmm acting mmm leading mmm

Oh forget it!!!

[littleoldme]

He did once thump someone who had a mullet haircut, so he can't be all bad. :-)

[naz_nomad]

It was pretty cool when he smacked that guy ...showed himself to be pretty normal, I thought