Blair told more lies but this time it was his team of speech writers who wrote the lies for him (remember even Gordons speech was written for him) and a hall full of supporters clapped heartily and all was well with the world.
In Bulgaria and Romania there is a huge shortage of suitcases and fishing rods.
And oh yeah...the Israeli/palestinian problem has been solved............trust me Tony has said that he will do it!!!
We're doomed!!
If Bush and Blair don't manage to destroy us all in the next few months we'll be invaded by aliens and Mother Nature will take over to sort it all out as has happened so often in the past.
With any luck it will be quick and painless.
Don't Panic!!