Leaving present

[wired]

As our esteemed prime minister is allegedly retiring soon what sort of goodbye should we give him?

[vehelpfulguy]

Maybe a photograph of each British soldier killed in Iraq.

[redhead23]

a night with ken dodd he could do with a laugh

[cruella]

a boot up the !!!!

[Joe_the_Lion]

A politically incorrect course on how to punch your wife.

[webbo3]

a good old two fingered salute :-)

[kwicky]

A non inflationary pension paid in Zimbabe Dollars. As the inflation rate is over 1000% it would be worthless in less than 5 years. This would compare favourably with some British retirees who have paid all their life into a pension to see it go up in smoke.

[saxy_jag]

A basic state pension and a council flat.

[Oneeyedvic]

A book deal worth millions, a load of directorships with arms / petroleum companies, a speaking tour in the States and a multi million pound house.

Oh sorry, I misread the question

[Hugh Spencer]

Are you serious, calling him an 'esteemed prime minister'? The sooner he goes the better but the sad thing is that there is nobody in the major parties who has the calibre to be PM, to show true leadership for the benefit of the people of this country. Those days seem to have gone.

[wired]

Hugh, of course I'm not serious but I don't think I'm allowed to print what I really think of him,as for the rest of your comment I couldn't agree more.

[brionon]

A holiday home in Iraq.

[anotheoldgit]

Too good for him brionon mate, I was thinking of a one-way ticket to Baghdad and let him find his own Bl**dy accommodation.

[bazwillrun]

a trial for treason, for betraying this country, giving it away to europe and allowing whats left to be flooded by immigrants, and the destruction of white england that he so obviously hates

[jonnythebosh]

A bullet in the head and the same for his vile wife. And a suit from the finest Saville Row tailor with arrows on it for when he is convicted for flogging peerages to rich donors and rightly jailed. Then we should send him to Iraq wearing sub-standard kit so that terrorists can take pot shots at the lying, dishonest, manipulative, corrupt, arrogant, bullsh*tting piece of filth can reap what he has sown. I don't like him.

[Gromit]

Burial at sea?

[matt66]

A peerage ?

[wired]

Matt, very funny but can he afford it?or more to the point, can we??

[matt66]

I meant a peerage shoved right up his cake exit hole.

[anotheoldgit]

So I take it no one wants to go to his retirement bash then?