Shock, Horror, Exclusive!!!

[Gromit]

Is this the lamest news item you have seen in a long time...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml =/news/2007/05/31/ntimber31.xml

or can you find something more pathetic?

[jno]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2355592.h tml

[jenstar]

I like that bit where the guy says "China seems to be consuming mind-boggling amounts of wood right now." Maybe they're building a BOMB! Out of fence panels.

[Bazile]

Come on - this is a serious state of affairs - think of the consequences here .

Think about it , you might wake up one morning , draw the curtains look out unto your garden to find that someone has nicked your fence panels :-)

[anotheoldgit]

They'll eat owt.

[Whiskery Ron]

All I know is if they keep spending so much on ''de-fence'' they'll need everyones fences to go all around China

[NiceCupOfTea]

I love you! That really is pathetic news. You have cheered me up so much. If I could give you hugs I would.

[Doc Spock]

yes