Reasons To Be Cheerful - Part Whatever
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is the B.N.P. becoming more popular with the other parties becoming full of politically correct 'yes men'
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Hey I am disappointed in you SP
Earlier on today I was pondering on what to do. Was it spend time on a pointless exercise but one that has a highly addictive quality, does provide some intellectual stimulation, or post on the AB news.
Well white pudding pushing won. It can be done. I have managed to fill some envelopes very nicely. True the amount of cornflour to milk ratio is important for true success.
You need to see it as revenge on the missionary's. It doesn't matter whether you save anyone's' intellectual soul, its just important that you try. I mean if you were not a blancmange envelope pusher, who knows what sort of dangerous hobby you might have.
Earlier on today I was pondering on what to do. Was it spend time on a pointless exercise but one that has a highly addictive quality, does provide some intellectual stimulation, or post on the AB news.
Well white pudding pushing won. It can be done. I have managed to fill some envelopes very nicely. True the amount of cornflour to milk ratio is important for true success.
You need to see it as revenge on the missionary's. It doesn't matter whether you save anyone's' intellectual soul, its just important that you try. I mean if you were not a blancmange envelope pusher, who knows what sort of dangerous hobby you might have.
All right, try to get an oyster into a parking meter everyone and report the results so as to change the subject! If you don't like blacks ( what a daft term that sounds when it just puts anyone of "coloured" skin into the same narrow margin) just bl@dy say it ! You don't have to skirt about trying to vidicate or prove yourself right. ... it's not like i'm racist or anything but... Or, better, just tattoo a swastica on your forehead and have done with it. It would save us reading some of this rubbish. Yea, I know I don't have to read it, but I chose to - because I still have the choice. Anyway, good luck with the oyster. (I don't think I'll be reading about that.)
I've started to write a sensible answer to this three times. I've lost the will to try three times.
Unfortunately I lack the intellectual capacity to put blamonche in an envelope and don't drive so I can't go out putting oysters in parking meters which have been the suggested alternatives to this thread so far.
Perhaps someone could think of another? It'd make as much sense as the heading and context of this question.
Unfortunately I lack the intellectual capacity to put blamonche in an envelope and don't drive so I can't go out putting oysters in parking meters which have been the suggested alternatives to this thread so far.
Perhaps someone could think of another? It'd make as much sense as the heading and context of this question.
I have a mate who always uses the term "like trying to teach algebra to a supermodel" when explaining a difficult task.
I've always liked that one.
Now I have to get back to watching Titanic whilst my partner is out at lunch (he really disapproves of that film, so I'm forced to watch it in secret...
I've always liked that one.
Now I have to get back to watching Titanic whilst my partner is out at lunch (he really disapproves of that film, so I'm forced to watch it in secret...
Damn it! I was quite good at algerbra in school. There goes another dream.
I'd like to meet your partner and shake him warmly by the hand.... Titanic indeed... good grief man ;0P (Now The Man in the Iron Mask was good).
I have a friend who when slating someone else did actually say (and I quote) '...getting him to understand that would be like getting ****** to shut her cake hole for five minutes; bloody impossible and you could die trying'
Yes, the ****** is me. Charming.
Incidently, where does one meet these 'yes men'? They sound fun.
I'd like to meet your partner and shake him warmly by the hand.... Titanic indeed... good grief man ;0P (Now The Man in the Iron Mask was good).
I have a friend who when slating someone else did actually say (and I quote) '...getting him to understand that would be like getting ****** to shut her cake hole for five minutes; bloody impossible and you could die trying'
Yes, the ****** is me. Charming.
Incidently, where does one meet these 'yes men'? They sound fun.
dfward,
Sorry, I have no issue with gay lords, I just like to know where people are coming from and SP and myself go back quite a while.
To keep the link alive, I actually believe one reason why the BNP do not do as well as perhaps they should are because of their views on homosexuality.
Not that I would vote for them anyway!!!!!
Sorry, I have no issue with gay lords, I just like to know where people are coming from and SP and myself go back quite a while.
To keep the link alive, I actually believe one reason why the BNP do not do as well as perhaps they should are because of their views on homosexuality.
Not that I would vote for them anyway!!!!!
Shadow Man
Yes. I'm gay...completely gay...I've done it with blokes and everything**
(**Favourite line from the second series of Little Britain where Daffyd meets a second 'gay in the village').
Back to what your post about why the BNP aren't more successful than they are - I have another theory...I think that people vote for them as a protest, to galvanise the main parties into addressing the concerns of voters at a national level.
I simply couldn't imagine the BNP launching themselves as a credible national party. I've read their manifesto (it was a slow day at work) and to me, they come across as a pressure group, not an inclusive national party.
Yes. I'm gay...completely gay...I've done it with blokes and everything**
(**Favourite line from the second series of Little Britain where Daffyd meets a second 'gay in the village').
Back to what your post about why the BNP aren't more successful than they are - I have another theory...I think that people vote for them as a protest, to galvanise the main parties into addressing the concerns of voters at a national level.
I simply couldn't imagine the BNP launching themselves as a credible national party. I've read their manifesto (it was a slow day at work) and to me, they come across as a pressure group, not an inclusive national party.
As I have said many time SP,
The BNP are quite mad.
However, like many parties their basic objective is much the same. Better schools, better NHS, lower crime, less pollution, fairer taxes etc etc etc.
I freely admit to agreeing with much of their policy, but none of the ideas are exclusive to them!!!
What I object to is their views on gays, Jews and bizarrly a belief that every home in the UK should be armed, once an inhabitant has had national service training.
Mmmmmmmm, that's not going to put more guns on the street is it?
As I said, they are quite mad.
The irony is though (if it is infact irony) are you aware both Gordon Brown and Nick Griffin only have one eye each?
The BNP are quite mad.
However, like many parties their basic objective is much the same. Better schools, better NHS, lower crime, less pollution, fairer taxes etc etc etc.
I freely admit to agreeing with much of their policy, but none of the ideas are exclusive to them!!!
What I object to is their views on gays, Jews and bizarrly a belief that every home in the UK should be armed, once an inhabitant has had national service training.
Mmmmmmmm, that's not going to put more guns on the street is it?
As I said, they are quite mad.
The irony is though (if it is infact irony) are you aware both Gordon Brown and Nick Griffin only have one eye each?
Hmmm, i think the BNP is getting more and more popular in certain areas only.
I think that a party similar to the BNP will get in sometime, but they are too extreme.
When i am fully established, i will start my own party and things will change. Money will go where it is needed and support given to those that genuinely need it.
My time in power will come...
I think that a party similar to the BNP will get in sometime, but they are too extreme.
When i am fully established, i will start my own party and things will change. Money will go where it is needed and support given to those that genuinely need it.
My time in power will come...
LMAO!!! Is Splat gay?! Sorry Splat, just found that highly amusing... I'll behave now. Sorry again. Ahem...
Mr Ben, does the brain cell get engaged when you answer?You seem to be able to answer all manner of questions starting with 'hmmmm' followed by some crazy notion that has either no bearing on the story or the fact that you have either recently read the paper or watched the news. That is of course just a personal observation.
Mr Ben, does the brain cell get engaged when you answer?You seem to be able to answer all manner of questions starting with 'hmmmm' followed by some crazy notion that has either no bearing on the story or the fact that you have either recently read the paper or watched the news. That is of course just a personal observation.
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