People who stand on the left side of escalators in tube stations.
It's wrong.
If you don't want to walk down/up, then you stand on the right. If , like me, you're permanently late for something, then you should be able to walk down on the left.
Oh, and people who wheel those little trolley suitcases on busy platforms.
They cannot be seen, until they trip you up.
And buskers, whose job it seems, is to slaughter 'A Whiter Shade Of Pale'.
And people who give out free newspapers. If I want one, I will come to you...you don't need to accost me.
And girls who try to flirt with me to get me to sign up for this charity or that charity...they're always right outside my local tube station.
Flirting ain't going to wor...
Perhaps I should just stop taking the tube..