Recognition!

[Goodsoulette]

I was just reading the news and it was an article about Britain being a nation of tubby, tubby, lard arses (I ummed and ahhed about how to put it without sounding offensive because apparently we aren't allowed to say chubby, fat or obese). When they run these stories in the paers or on tv they always show pictures or video footage of pretty overweight people strolling round town but only from about the chest down, or focusing on great, big bottoms.

I would recognise me from this section they show and I would also recognise a few others? So

A) have you ever seen yourself on won of these we must stop eating so many cakes stories?
B) If you did see yourself on one of these news stories would you laugh or cry?
C) If you recognised someone else, would you phone them up and tell them?

[China Doll]

And Jimmy Carr could have sued you for breach of copyright.

Seriously... I hear he uses AB.

(Actually, I think there's a little bit of Jimmy Carr in Octavius ... but only at the weekends; boom, boom!)

I might go and hide for a bit now.

[Gromit]

Anyone remember the old credits to 'The Bill' with the feet of a couple of beat officers walking down a London street.

Well that was filmed by the special team of dwarf cameramen as well.

[velvet lady]

gromit........... naughty but nice!!!
if anyone has watched "curb your enthusiasm" then this expression will tickle u "fat f^k" i laugh til i wet myself!! cos i was once a fat f^^k and it never bothered me!!! it was true, like i had big fat eyebrows and got called velvet man

[sp1814]

GS

A) No

B) I do a hideous amount of running and weight training so, I don't think I would ever see myself on one of these clips.

C) Oh God yes. I would probably break my ankle diving for the phone. However, I would put on that fake 'concerned friend' voice, "Oh I think it's terrible what London Tonight did. Really, you shouldn't watch it...later tonight...at 10:05pm...really...don't. I think it's outrageous them filming you like that. I mean...I'm a friend, so I don't care that you have a backside the size of Ipswich...etc etc".

[Goodsoulette]

lol Sp everyone I like on here is proving themselves to be very, very mean.

[Beanmistriss]

I like to use "chunker"

[China Doll]

I'm not mean. I'm misunderstood.

[Goodsoulette]

How very presumptuous!