Put-down lines. 'No chance mate'

[Miss Random]

What is the best put down line you have ever used, or for that matter what was the worst you heard?

[China Doll]

Gawd.... we used to have a bored of '******'s One Liners' where I used to work because apparently I had some gems, can't remember any of them now.... ain't it always the way...

'Wow! You found the missing link...' I seem to recall saying to a particular mate after she had her beer goggles on and her tounge surgically attached to some lad. But that's not that great.

[Miss Random]

Years ago I went out with a man that I was besotted with..(huh), in the whole time we were together, we never... well how shall I say, consumated the relationship. His problem was not getting over a previous g/f.
Two years later, I was back in his town and he took me out to dinner, I played the card perfectly... teasing and tormenting him all evening.
When he dropped me off he kissed me and said 'I really could have fooked you tonight'....
I repied...
'Well if you had, and I'd noticed... I would be extremely annoyed. Good evening'.
Never heard from him again thank goodness...

[fairkatrina]

My fave is 'I've already got two t!ts down there, thanks.' Very handy if someonejust won't stop staring.

[Miss Random]

Ooooh if only you knew me, ha ha.

Two months I went out with that loser, tried every trick in the book...lol

Revenge is sweet....

Missy
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[China Doll]

legend - Do you need 10p to call someone who gives a crap?

Is that what you meant? :c)

[enotrapfodne]

I dont need to say nuffin as they just flock at my feet for some reason cant help it but that is just the way it is

[China Doll]

'If your wife doesn't understand you, the odds of me doing so on just meeting you are not in your favour'

I remember that one was on the wall.

[China Doll]

Oh actually, as was....

'Have you considered speaking to your wife sober? I'd bet she'd understand you then'

[Miss Random]

Hi China,
I think the reply is 'Oh I think your wife fully understands you.... so do I.... buzz off'

Missy

[China Doll]

I'll remember that Missy.

Indeed legend.

[Miss Random]

Yes Leggy .,,,,, and I debated that, as I have never ever received a single star from any of your threads!!!
Besides I think your answer was a little lame..... bet you've got a few really good 'put-offs' you're not sharing.

Missy
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[blu3wave]

I think you as an older brother.... now help set me up with your younger/better looking mate.