Send a message to our troops

[4GS]

Also posted in CB
TIA:

http://tothebest.army.mod.uk/Pages/default.asp x

[cheries]

Hi 4GS honey,

I've tried posting a message and the webpage keeps saying "invalid video file"

I'm not uploading anything!!! I just wanted to say hello!!
Poo :o(

[jake-the-peg]

Seem to be a few other errors on the site.

I guess when they say "Be the best" it doesn't cover web design

[Mamjet]

Dear troops, Stop torturing innocent Iraqis.

Thanks,

Mamjet

[4GS]

Dear Mamjet
Fcuk off and die

The Troops

[redcrx]

awww how sweet, the troops took time out to reply to you mamjet

and it seems so heartfelt too, thats nice

[Booldawg]

Dear Troops,

Please can you post some more hilarious videos of Iraqi detainees on YouTube. We're all getting bored of the ones posted back in 2003 of Abu Grabhi or wherever it was.

We especially like hosepipe beatings and mock sexual acts.

Yours,

The great british tax payers.

[jake-the-peg]

We can send you funny ones of girls defficating in jacuzzis
in return

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Que stion538829.html

Ah the thin red line of heroes

[DwayneDibley]

Don't be nasty to our troops, they'll end up crying and will be too emotionally disturbed to ruck with the pikeys in Bordon.

[BradPlantpot]

Dear troops,

Thanks for going on tour in war torn, slag-free zones such as Iraq and Afghanistan. Now I can go down to my local low rent nightclub of a weekend and bring home my pick of the rancid STD infested rotters that usually reserve themselves for the local crap-hats. My sex life has never been so active - I owe it to you lads!

P.S. Please stop throwing dogs to their death from cliff edges.

[BradPlantpot]

"Fcuk off and die"

I smell a libel suit from a well known fashion brand brewing...

[DwayneDibley]

Dear troops,

We have today received the order for your new armour-plated landrovers. Due to problems with our suppliers we will be unable to despatch your order until February 2010. If you would prefer to receive a refund please contact the Customer Care Team.

Yours,
Lidls Despatch Centre, Bordon

[Booldawg]

Dear Troops,

We are organising a 'good will' parcel made up of the very best of Bordons fast food, some lurid coloured casual sportswear and a video tape of the lastest trubute act at Club Indigo.

We are unfortunately unable to sent over your favourite Bordon girls due to quarantine restrictions, but please find some soiled underwear as attached.

[cheries]

Ah, how refreshing to see that patriotism is still alive and kicking.
So glad you are all able to take the time out to be so cutting and facetious.....
but didn't bother to appreciate that the reason you're allowed free speech in this country is because of people like 4GS.
Seriously, Mamjet, I hope the troops return and throw you off a cliff.

[Quinlad]

Can you remember where you left the TV remote?

Thanks, don't die etc...