Wedding of the century?

[Gromit]

"The couple will marry later this month at a villa in the Italian seaside resort of Santa Margherita Ligure and have reportedly signed a �2.5 million contract with a glossy magazine - the biggest wedding deal in history.

The 64 guests will be flown by private jet from the UK to the four-day celebrations, which will reportedly include a lunch aboard a luxury yacht, a masked ball and champagne breakfast every morning."

Could you cope with a masked ball every morning?

[kev1]

What couple? who's getting married?

[4getmenot]

Thats mine

[RevFunk]

Couldnt really give a toss lol

[nedflanders]

Shrek and Princess Fiona. Will David Moyes be getting an invite?

[4GS]

Is this `the Rooney/Mclaughlin farce? is so I'd need a mask for her and a spare paper bag for me in case her mask fell off.

Vulgar people!!

[Booldawg]

'a masked ball'? No doubt Rooneys family will get the wrong end of the stick and turn in with stockings over their heads; a normal day in the office!

[RevFunk]

Rooney has had his on for the last 4 years....

[tigerlily11]

Rev thats not a mask.
But if ever anyone needed one its him.
Only 64 guests.
I guess everyone else was to busy. I know I would have been.
Why do they need 4 days to celebrate? Everyone else usually thinks one is enough.

[bazwillrun]

it will take a helluva mask to disguise that pug ugly chav thug rooney.

they may have money, but they aint got class,no amount of money will buy that

[RevFunk]

Spot on posts so far.

I feel sad that our socirty makes celebrities out of WAGS when if they werent shacked up with a footballer they would be signing on.

[anotheoldgit]

I know you are a stickler for such things Gromit, so why no link?

It's a wonder AB hasn't been on your back, you give them enough stick over such matters.

[fagidill]

Did you know ,


This is the only country that put's people down for haveing
money.

No one ever gives a pat on the back to people who make it big time that started of with nothing.

Good luck i say to anyone that can afford to wipe their ass
with �20 notes instead of Andrex !!

[Gromit]

AOG,

I am a stickler for the link to a story, but in this instance I deliberately with held any reference to who the couple were, because I thought it might be fun to see if readers could guess by the largess on display.

[China Doll]

Well I'd go for the champagne breakfast for sure. Plus I've read about masked balls and they seem a lot of fun, (purely from an observational perspective of course).

So to which numpteys with more money than sense are we to attribute this classy affair? Is someone from BB getting married?