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Should employees be paid whilst lightening the load?
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A man is stopped by the cops for speeding , they ask his name he gives it as Mr. W@nkbreak . Strangely the cops don't believe him so he gives them the phone number of the factory where he works for them to check
.So the cops call & ask "do you have a w@nkbreak there " the receptionist replys " w@nkbreak? we're lucky if we get a tea-break"
.So the cops call & ask "do you have a w@nkbreak there " the receptionist replys " w@nkbreak? we're lucky if we get a tea-break"
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Staff received extra money as part of the pay deal which was aimed at focusing toilet breaks at set times of the day, he said.
"They have already been paid to manage their own lavatorial affairs."
When you gotta go you gotta go.
But what if it's not time and there's another two hours till toilet time !
Staff received extra money as part of the pay deal which was aimed at focusing toilet breaks at set times of the day, he said.
"They have already been paid to manage their own lavatorial affairs."
When you gotta go you gotta go.
But what if it's not time and there's another two hours till toilet time !
A company I used to work for several years back actually had a log book (so to speak!!) for when employees went to the toilet and the toilets where kept locked so you had to log the key out from the supervisor and the time was recorded and log it back in and the time was recorded again on your return.
The comments section was the funniest part and started to get abused a bit.. the memo that went round asking people to stop logging things like consistency and colour in the comments section had us crying with laughter :)
The comments section was the funniest part and started to get abused a bit.. the memo that went round asking people to stop logging things like consistency and colour in the comments section had us crying with laughter :)
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