S'all true - I swear.
Actually - I did love that man. Still do, in a way, though I sometimes wish him dead when I think about the life insurance & his rather generous pension (we're not divorced, hee hee).
He came round at the weekend - met my Captain Pugwash for the first time. I thought it would all be rather awkward & he would mock & wink at me behind Pug's back. Would you believe it - they got on like a house on fire. They're both into boats - I sat in the middle of them while they were comparing the length of their shafts.
What a bizzarre world I live in.