How the Daily Mail works...

[Gromit]

William Hague:
'It is likely that we are going to be able to win the next election ... I put it no more strongly than that.'

Is translated into the headline
Tories will win the next election says confident Hague

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-117500 2/Tories-win-election-says-confident-Hague.htm l

Can you think of a Daily Mail headline for an historic event...?

[sp1814]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the Daily Mail a case apart because it attracts more complaints to the PCC than any other newspaper?

[jno]

Protests as immigrants swamp country
15/10/1066

[Gromit]

Pudding Lane 1666
Phew, what a scorcher!

[paraffin]

Hang on, Gromit:

Wasn't it you yesterday who attached that post from the Guardian paraphrasing the story of the 3 acquitted 2005 London bomb suspects?

Double standards?

[jno]

Wife who interfered in hubby's work pays price
Boleyn should have stayed at home and concentrated on family, says Henry

[Gromit]

Od dear. Oh deary deary deary dear. This thread hasn't really worked. The intention was to elicit funny headlines, but a lot of people missed that.

Many thanks to Ankou, ludwig and jno for your clever and witty replies, and even answering the question.

[paraffin]

Gromit:

So it wasn't you on one of your favourite hobby horses, i.e. attacking the right wing press in this country?

Sorry, I don't know where my cynicism comes from!