Rude Fruit!

[Hazel104]

This did make me laugh - especially the bit about his wife having to have a sit down. I'm surprised thy even have children if this embarrasses her!


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-120938 3/Not-sweet-Fathers-outrage-pornographic-candy -wrappers.html

[fredpuli47]

That's a gem. (What would we do without the Daily Mail?) Do wonder whether the complainer has a mischievous sense of humour or is simply humourless !

[Gromit]

★★★

Classic Daily Mail outrage.

[another-view]

Wasn't this in yesterday's news?

[jake-the-peg]

Couple of days back

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Que stion801258.html

It was as a complaint to a Catholic Newspaper about 5 years ago.

Perhaps the Daily Mule is running "best of outraged of Tunbridge Wells" whilst everybody is on holiday

[ludwig]

The filth is in the eye of the beholder. They should have have booted him out of the shop for being a dirty minded old sod and making lewd suggestions to the staff.

[jake-the-peg]

Does rather remind me of the old joke about the nun who clips a young lad around the ear and says:

"Stop whistling that disgusting song!"

[jno]

well, if the shopkeeper asked him 'Would you like to take my cherry?'...

[Gnawer]

'The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.'

P M S L!