Yes it may be a bit of a contrived argument, Jake, and it may appeal to the more gullible of us, so let’s try this:
If “Cert” (and the associated “emissions” industry that goes along with it) did not exist energy customers would not be forced to pay the estimated levy of £84 on their energy bills, half of which goes to meet the aims of Cert.
Similarly, if Cert did not exist energy suppliers would not assist their customers to install energy saving measures (after all, apart from the water industry, how many businesses see it as their function in life as to ration their products?). They would therefore be unlikely to have provided these bulbs free of charge.
Therefore the Cert requirements force customers to pay a hefty levy and force suppliers to encourage their customers to save energy, and one way they have chosen to do this is to provide the bulbs. So whilst the bulbs do not cost each customer £84 the levy which virtually forces suppliers to provide them does. So in my view the argument voiced by the Metro, whilst not very well put, certainly has some merit.
Quite simply if the Cert requirements were never introduced a large part of the levy would not have been necessary. The energy companies would not have provided their unsolicited gifts (many of which finished up in the dustbin as they are not fit for purpose). Customers would have been happy, the companies would have been happy.
But we can’t have that, can we?