Oliver was the second most common name for a baby boy, with ( it seems), almost as many entries as the twelve versions of Mohammed combined. The country will be overrun with Olivers too. What about that AOG? What kind of awful people call their child Oliver? All those huntin', shootin' and fishin' types, all Public School and 'something in the City' if not living on the trust fund. Frightens me! They'll be all over the place, with their horrible braying and cries of 'Ya!', terrifying the British working class.They keep themselves to themselves, you know, and are never truly integrated . And they don't learn our language,but have their own strange one, nor do they pronounce ours correctly, the older ones living in a 'hice' and all of them having 'a place', not a 'house'. Stop it now, before it's too late.
A Moslem boy has to be given a name with religious meaning. Mohammed is understandably conventional and particularly common among the Moslems here.