TTFN & Mamya

[moonraker558]

TTFN & Mamya were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress. TTFN leaned over and said to Mamya, "Life is so damn boring; we never have any fun anymore. For £5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid Flower Show!" "You're on!" said Mamya holding up a £5.00 note. TTFN slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the Flower Show. Waiting outside, Mamya soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The naked and smiling TTFN came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked Mamya.
TTFN said “ I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement “
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[ttfn]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
I was once a florist, moony, and loathed dried flowers with a passion. Tend to look at them differently now though. Love it ♥♥

[DTCwordfan]

you are going to be in serious trouble......even a suspension from the Clifton Bridge, me fears.

[boxtops]

You are such a brave moony..... so where did she stick her rosette?

[ttfn]

Don't fret, DT, apparently both moony and I have a Wilting soh LOL

[DTCwordfan]

Oh, ttfn and I so enjoy public executions.

I thought I was going to be in the Queen's Square in Jeddah once more.

[ttfn]

Boxy, they no longer use pins but velcro ...

[Mamyalynne]

Dried flowers pah!! Fresh as a Daisy moi, lol, very good Moonie.

[moonraker558]

Velcro will still bring a tear to the eyes

[Mamyalynne]

She's still wearing that ruddy rosette.

[DaisyNonna]

Mamya! How dare you say that I am fresh? Just slightly friendly.

[Mamyalynne]

Well you do have your moments.