Mrs Moonraker goes to the Doctors

[DTCwordfan]

And takes in Mr Moonraker.

The Doctor gives him the once over and then says,

"Mr Moonraker, we need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semen sample."

Mr Moonraker turns to our beloved Mrs Moonraker,

"What did he say, What did the Doctor say?"

Mrs, Moonraker,

"He needs your underpants, Honey."

[ttfn]

Stop nicking my jokes will yer? ;o)

[moonraker558]

She never calls me honey.

[askyourgran]

lol DT. + yeuch.

[ttfn]

What about Fowlers treacle then?