TTFN & Moonie
TTFN & Moonie had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when Moonie said to TTFN, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," Moonie said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," TTFN snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," TTFN breathlessly replied, "My breasts are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Moonie. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!