Old music hall one's.

[Jemisa]

My wife said to me "Watcha doin today"?
I said "Nothing"
She said "You did that yesterday"
I said "But I wasn't finished"
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When you think about it God has to
be the greatest inventor of all time
he took a rib from Adam and made
a loudspeeker.
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[douglas9401]

:)

[mike11111]

Like the Adam one. Much truth therein.

[wildwood]

Well balanced contribution Jem. lol

[Jemisa]

Thanks guys.

Check out "Are you chicken" in my profile, - you'll like..

jem.

[kimmartin20011]

what do micheal jackson and santa claws have in common ?
they both leave kids rooms with emphty sacks
(am sorry if that has effended any1 its only a joke dont worry i am not a nonse i have 2 kids) fort i would jus let u no x