Only

[marval]

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk in the garage.

Only in Britain... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.





Only in Britain... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight.

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process of Government. 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures.'

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.









The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

[boxtops]

I like number 5, I have often wondered about that. High value tobaco products, right near the door, too.

[Jemisa]

Well, I hid mine last year and I'm still looking for them...,

jem

[wildwood]

The nice thing about being senile is I can't remember if I've heard a joke before. I even laugh at my own jokes.

[cc1]

Last time I heard this golden oldie, it was Only in Australia.......