Crosswords1 min ago
Cat
A lady was walking her poodle (called "Chu-chu") through Regent's Park zoo.
As she was passing the lions' cage one of the beasts passed a paw through the bars and pulled the poor animal through them and devoured it in one go.
The distraught woman went to seek a keeper who returned to the scene of the crime with her.
The keeper was trying to identify the guilty animal so he asked her.
"Pardon me ma'am, is that the cat that ate your Chu-chu?"
As she was passing the lions' cage one of the beasts passed a paw through the bars and pulled the poor animal through them and devoured it in one go.
The distraught woman went to seek a keeper who returned to the scene of the crime with her.
The keeper was trying to identify the guilty animal so he asked her.
"Pardon me ma'am, is that the cat that ate your Chu-chu?"
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