Bad back.

[zabado]

A bloke goes to the doctors complaining of a bad back. The doctor says " how did you do it ? ". "Having sex doggie style" said the bloke. "Well" said the doctor " Why don't you try doing it in the normal position" "I have" said the bloke " but it keeps licking my face".

[wildwood]

(°¿°) He he he.