My Living Will

[starone]

Last night my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent upon some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever occurs, pull the plug"
They got up unplugged the computer and threw out my wine!!
The little b*****ds!

[craft1948]

lol lol 9/10 SB..............

[Buenchico]

It's an old joke but still a good 'un, SB1 ;-)

[starone]

Well, I don't really know any new ones Chris and I usually forget the punch line, except when it is very simple (like this).

[mrs.chappie]

Aye, it's a good 'un!

[anneasquith]

lol :)

[wildwood]

Starbuck, that's the beauty of advancing age. You forget the old ones so every one is a new one to you.

[marval]

lol