car keys

[wildwood]

Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.

She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.

Magically it opens.

"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"

"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis".




*WW puts on his coat and leaves the room*

[The-Toff-]

its made me lol,

[Jemisa]

Take your coat off again WW and have another drink. LOL

jem

[tank1960]

made me laugh to.

[heathfield]

You missed out the ''Boom, boom!!''

[JonnyBoy12]

I thought this joke very funny. I hope noone thought it was pants.

[marval]

HaHa

[sidneythefirst]

Lool, almost lost me at khakis.D'ohh, stupid me.

[AB Editor]

Fantastic.

[China Doll]

<Chuckle>