So far today am I doing all right?
I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self indulgent.
I have not whined, complained, cursed or eaten any chocolate. I have charged nothing on my credit card.
But I will be getting out of bed in a minute and I think that I will really need your help then.
Well, jonny, most jokes have been round the world a couple of times before they reach me, so it's obvious they are not going to be original. Hope it made someone grin if not lol.