One night two trolls were sitting by a fire dining on a fresh kill. As they pulled the meat out of the fire, one of the bones barely had any meat on it at all. One of the trolls plucked the bone out and started picking his teeth with it. The other Troll shook his head and said, "Stop that, it’s a bad hobbit."
What did the guy say when he bumped into the wizard?
Saruman, I didn’t see you there.