Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

[plautus]

Four nuns all line up together in the confessional.

Nun#1: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I once touched a man's thingy with my finger.

Priest: For your penance, go dip your finger in the holy water stoop.

Nun#2: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I once held a man's thingy in my hand.

Priest: For your penance, go wash your hands in the holy water stoop.

Nun#4: I hate to queue-jump, Father, but do you think I could go and wash my mouth out in the holy water stoop before you make Sister Concepta sit in it?

[gollysailor]

For God's sake, what did Nun 3 do???

[gollysailor]

Yes. I've led a sheltered life.

[Old_Geezer]

Don't think it was for God's sake.

[bluebirdino]

she had a very dirty habit !

[boxtops]

That's a very fine avatar, gollysailor - it looks like Ye Olde sailor from the Senior Service cigarette ads?

[Bobbisox]

very good Plautus me man :-)

[mike11111]

Wrong ciggies. The sailor was on packets of Player's.

[boxtops]

Ah Mike, shows how much I know about ancient fags....

[Bobbisox]

still a Nautical them though Mike :-)

[Postdog]

Ancient fags..............is that the priest then?

[boxtops]

Oh yes, this was Senior Service http://www.cigarettes...vice_S-20-B_-_England

[boxtops]

LOL postdog, once again I only saw what I had written, after I had posted it :-)

[mike11111]

"Ah Mike, shows how much I know about ancient fags".

I sincerely hope that that was not a double entendre, LOL!

[gollysailor]

Quite right. Twas Player's Please. As to the uniform, I wore it with pride when we still had a Navy.

[Bobbisox]

remember the Capstan full strength ones?
and the Woodies..:-)

[Postdog]

Remember the machines OUTSIDE shops. Blimey I'm old........

[boxtops]

.. and the Camels - and the ones I dabbled in, Black Russians ..

[Postdog]

Oh yeah, I meant to say, top job BTW

[Postdog]

joke, not job