Getting ready for bed...

[Jemisa]

John and his wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist and my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She turns to John and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice,,,,

"Well... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

[sith123]

HAHAHA, thats jokes!

[boxtops]

It's an oldie, jem, but it's still a goodie.

[sith123]

lol

[daftgrandad]

Brilliant jem,even made Mrs dg laugh !

[JonnyBoy12]

Very very funny. Have you got any more like this?

[Jemisa]

Johnny, you asked me for more blonde jokes last week, I found some for you I hope you liked them?

More like this one? I'll have a look.

jem

[JonnyBoy12]

Of course I liked them, Jem. Keep them coming but not sure that a blonde would understand them.

Have you got any Irish jokes as well?