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Jemisa | 11:40 Mon 29th Aug 2011 | Jokes
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John and his wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist and my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She turns to John and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice,,,,

"Well... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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HAHAHA, thats jokes!
11:41 Mon 29th Aug 2011
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It's an oldie, jem, but it's still a goodie.
11:42 Mon 29th Aug 2011
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lol
11:43 Mon 29th Aug 2011
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Brilliant jem,even made Mrs dg laugh !
11:43 Mon 29th Aug 2011
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Very very funny. Have you got any more like this?
16:18 Mon 29th Aug 2011
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Johnny, you asked me for more blonde jokes last week, I found some for you I hope you liked them?

More like this one? I'll have a look.

jem
22:19 Mon 29th Aug 2011
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Of course I liked them, Jem. Keep them coming but not sure that a blonde would understand them.

Have you got any Irish jokes as well?
15:35 Tue 30th Aug 2011

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