Frog – part 2

[Hymie]

An old woman is walking along the road when she happens upon a frog.

‘Excuse me, Miss’, says the frog. ‘If you give me a kiss I’ll turn into a George Clooney look-alike and I’ll stay with you for ever.’

The old woman picks up the frog and puts it in her handbag and continues on her way.

Puzzled, the frog calls out from the bag, ‘Excuse me, but aren’t you going to kiss me then?’

‘Oh no’, replies the woman. ‘At my age, it’s far more exciting to have a talking frog.’