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[Rapunzel61]

Being a retired Naval officer and a courteous one at that, I approached a younger woman inside the mall while doing some shopping . . .

'Excuse me,' I said. I can't seem to find my wife. Can I talk to you for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for this olderlooking fellow, said, 'Sure, Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea', I said, 'But every time I talk to a woman with boobs like yours, she usually appears out of nowhere.'