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marval | 20:15 Fri 07th Oct 2011 | Jokes
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On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed.

She found that her new Christian husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent."

Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!

To whom did you lend it, and for how long?"
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Not up to your usual standard (LOL)
20:18 Fri 07th Oct 2011
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Sorry dido
20:19 Fri 07th Oct 2011
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We want more innuendo!
20:20 Fri 07th Oct 2011
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No worries, just keep posting won't you?
20:20 Fri 07th Oct 2011
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Yes, I will keep posting.
20:21 Fri 07th Oct 2011
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I liked it marval.
22:03 Fri 07th Oct 2011
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Hmmm! That was almost funny!
18:32 Sat 08th Oct 2011
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surely if she was that stoopid, her grammar wouldn't be so good!
19:45 Sat 08th Oct 2011

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